Nobody actually knows what the hairy ball is. But if you tell your friends. “Hey you got the hairy ball”. They will go bad shit wondering what it is l.
You: Hey Jasper you got the hairy ball

Jasper: what’s the hairy ball?

You: Jasper you have the hairy ball
by Hairy Ball February 16, 2019
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Ballsacks from big monkeys with a lot of testicle hair
Jimmy: Tyrone has big hairy monkey balls
Tyrone: Thank you Jimmy
*they proceeded to fuck for 3 days straight*
by jongWITHtheSHLONG April 6, 2023
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The most rarest balls on a person (usually male) you can find.
My uncle Fred found big hairy dirty greasy balls on an 18-year-old when he went to Ohio.
by thecharacterwannie June 18, 2023
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