Hair Dick

When a woman has her hair in a high, tall bun which resembles a dick

Wow that chick has a hair dick

by Gladdymum September 27, 2018

Hair dick

A dick so small that it blows in the wind like a single strand of hair

Hey tom would you use your Hair dick again to reset my calculator? My pen is too big

by goony44 September 1, 2011

Angel Hair Dick

A penis that is both very thin and long

Yo did you see Pete's angel hair dick? That shit was like 10 inches long and had a girth of my pinky

by fuckyourpseudonyms October 30, 2018

ass hair dick fuck

it is when your ass hair gets into a guys foreskin and ur ass hair is fucking your partners dick foreskin

oh no my ass hair dick fuck is stuck

by larry smellbuttz February 19, 2018

dick hair

An expression that sounds like "Take Care" to be slyly used to tell somebody goodbye.

Joe: Well guys, I'm headin home for the night.
Bill: Alright man, Dick Hair!

by StinarRyan January 17, 2008

bee’s dick hair

An almost infinitesimal adjustment, up or down in level, generally used in the context of music production.

This mix sounds great, but the bass should come down a bee’s dick hair.

by mewant May 10, 2022

Entangled Dick Hair

When a flaccid male genitalia is caught and entangled by several surrounding pubic hair. Usually discovered when attempting to urinate. Men who experience this phenomena must be greatly cautious when untangling the wild pubes from their genitalia as they could risk a slight injury. The most common cause is when the penis has been resting or inactive for long periods of time in a high temperature climate without a cool draft to bring it out to full mass. This is more likely to occur if the man does not trim his bush, balls and derriere regularly.

Guy1: Ow! Shit!
Guy2: What's the matter? Pull a ball hair?
Guy1: No, even worse. I pinched my dick skin trying to untangle the pubic hair from my dick.
Guy2: You've probably got entangled dick hair, I suggest you trim your Pubes.

by sweatyballsacks2014 December 30, 2014