Definitions by goony44

sloth grip 

The act of holding a beverage without using your thumb. The resulting configuration of fingers closely resembles that of a sloths mitt.

Chris never uses his thumb to drink a beer. He rocks the sloth grip all night long.

sloth grip by goony44 June 1, 2012

Buttflection 

The mirror image of your butt created by the still water in the toilet. Aids in assuring you do not have any cliff hangers before you go to wipe.

I looked down at the buttflection and did not like what i saw. A massive pile o crap had yet to fall into the toilet.

Buttflection by goony44 November 4, 2011

Hair dick 

A dick so small that it blows in the wind like a single strand of hair

Hey tom would you use your Hair dick again to reset my calculator? My pen is too big

Hair dick by goony44 September 3, 2011