Our leader next to the Sung Bung.He has slayed many a facist I.H.M. slave driver during his time in the rebellion. Hopefully he will lead us off the island of Aloysius soon so we can escape The Dimick.
Come comrades! Hagen Das is leading us to the promised land!
by mike May 15, 2004
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a dirty hagen is the act of placing a full set of nintendo switch joycons into your ass whilst intoxicated. once the joycons are in your asshole you play mario tennis by twerking and consuming more alcohol. once you have one at least one round of mario tennis you remove the joycons and cum into a mason jar with upwards of 12 micro SD cards
person one: yo where are my joycons?

person two: oh milo took them last night and did a dirty hagen

person one: god dammit
by Vega_eleven November 2, 2021
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Word used for oral pleasure, coming from some of my homeboys that made it up.Origanated from the ice cream shop.
Yo man that girl gives the nicest Hagen-Daz around!
by Adrian November 5, 2004
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Up-the-arse. Originates from legendry brummie Frank skinner.Also see (brown wings)
"I bet she takes it up the Hagen-Daz John". "They all do Pete and they luv it"
by Ring Commander Bear (HnD) December 10, 2004
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he is a human that seems nice but has tiny pp energy that slowly deflates the others around him
jack hagen isnt cool
by 78jack9999hagen April 21, 2022
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Lily Hagen is a girls name, she is beautiful, talented, and if you get a change to be around her do it you will have fun!
by ~Lily~ March 15, 2017
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marius von hagen my husband, hes intelligent, kind, rich, hes so hot, he can smack my ass like a drum. he hates people called ang, or angela
Wow! His name is Marius von Hagen! Hes so cool
by dilflover656565 August 5, 2021
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