a dirty hagen is the act of placing a full set of nintendo switch joycons into your ass whilst intoxicated. once the joycons are in your asshole you play mario tennis by twerking and consuming more alcohol. once you have one at least one round of mario tennis you remove the joycons and cum into a mason jar with upwards of 12 micro SD cards
person one: yo where are my joycons?
person two: oh milo took them last night and did a dirty hagen
person one: god dammit
person two: oh milo took them last night and did a dirty hagen
person one: god dammit
by Vega_eleven November 2, 2021