-oh yeah i know that place.. it rocks and so does everyone in it! i wish i lived there
-i know everyone does
Guy 2# I feel like popping on a piano
Guy 1# Then lets go to haddonfield
All the money here is spent on covering up Tish Columbi's kids' messes and paying the 6 or 8 cops in this town to drive around and block off streets whenever there is a physical altercation.
Yeah I'm resentful...sue me. Oh shit if you're from Haddonfield you probably will.
Everyone else: Haddonfield? Wheres that?
Haddonfielder: You've never heard of it!!!11!!11!1 OMG ROFLZ its only like the BEST town in South JERSEY!!!!111!!1 2.2 miles of pure unadulterated Bromance and natty light!
Everyone else: Jersey sucks and I hope your first born child experiences SIDS
Haddonfielder: BROOO! thats so messed up dood! Im gonna go home to my $5 million dollar home and blog about it.