(n.) One who lingers around college residence halls with the sole intention of learning residents' names so that he may facebook friend them because he has few friends in real life; a foul penis stench
(v.) To facebook friend someone within minutes after meeting them for the first time at a college residence hall
Neff really pulled a Haddad when he friended that lesbian he met at the study lounge and asked if she knew of anything going on later.
1. (v.) To turn a girl on, accidentally.
1. Things usually go badly with Candice, but hopefully I'll haddad her or something.
A cool cat who always wears a black hat.
"I love Haddad because he's a cool cat who always wears a black hat"
"I love Haddad more than cool cats AND black hats"
Behaviour that is legitimate or valid.
"Andy Murray just won Wimbledon"
"Got arrested for drink driving last night"