1. (v.) To turn a girl on, accidentally.
1. Things usually go badly with Candice, but hopefully I'll haddad her or something.
by Bernard Shakey April 25, 2010
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A cool cat who always wears a black hat.
"I love Haddad because he's a cool cat who always wears a black hat"

"I love Haddad more than cool cats AND black hats"
by caitttttttmulberry August 9, 2008
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"Andy Murray just won Wimbledon"
"Completely Haddad"

"Got arrested for drink driving last night"
"Inhaddad"
by FTB12345 July 7, 2013
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(n.) One who lingers around college residence halls with the sole intention of learning residents' names so that he may facebook friend them because he has few friends in real life; a foul penis stench

(v.) To facebook friend someone within minutes after meeting them for the first time at a college residence hall
Neff really pulled a Haddad when he friended that lesbian he met at the study lounge and asked if she knew of anything going on later.
by ScottHouseRep. November 14, 2009
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To Take a hot steaming dump on your finger (your index) and smear it into someone's ear.
George gave Jonny a Hot Haddad.
by IIIIIJARIIIII May 29, 2011
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Man, that smelled better than roses! it smelled like Nick Haddad!

Yo my date smelled like Nick Haddad! it was fuckin wicked
by Z.Z. Frankendoodle July 25, 2010
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