Habbo Hotel you are a joke now, which is not even funny, I mean it was stupid buying non existent furni with our own real money but you have changed so much it is so bad.
To everyone that joined around 2001-2004
-Remember the camera.
-Remember the games. (like chess)
-Remember the trax. (habbo music)
-Remember the big hand & purse.
Well sorry Habbo but I quit.
To everyone that joined around 2001-2004
-Remember the camera.
-Remember the games. (like chess)
-Remember the trax. (habbo music)
-Remember the big hand & purse.
Well sorry Habbo but I quit.
by user2242 March 25, 2011
Habbo hotel is for little gay little 10 year olds with no friends to pretend they have a social life with their pretend little person
Habbo: Will you be my friend
Habbo1: Ok then
Habbo: My name is gertrude, my favourite sport is cricket and my favourite thing in the whole wide world is habbo hotel!
Habbo1: ME TOO!
Habbo1: Ok then
Habbo: My name is gertrude, my favourite sport is cricket and my favourite thing in the whole wide world is habbo hotel!
Habbo1: ME TOO!
by Robin January 3, 2005
by Fizzard the Fly January 8, 2005
A stupid game where u spend <b>REAL<b> MONEY and talk to pedofiles and people with no lifes well at least SOME people with no life or atleaast the Noobs
jinxie567: bobba bobba bobba habbo hotel rocks
Sammie98735:YOU NOOB
Jinxie576: asl?
jixie576: want some coins?
Sammie98735:YOU NOOB
Jinxie576: asl?
jixie576: want some coins?
by Chickensauce September 1, 2007
A Pretty Sad website for people with no life at all, who get ripped off for pixel furniture (furni), then give out their password to some random guy and lose it all.
Some people even get married on it, start a 'mafia' (or a cheap job), start casino's etc.....
And the creepiest thing of all? People on it pretending to be babies. Yes, thats right, you can 'adopt' people who dress like babies and say everything with a w in it.
Lame-ass teen: Will woo adwopt mwe?
Guy: Sure!
Lame-ass Teen: Its mwy bwirthdway give me furni
Guy: No.
Lame-ass Teen: Fwine Im gettin new parents who are rwich and gwive mwe fwurni!
Guy: Yeah you do that.
Lame-ass Teen: bobba you stupid bobba!
And these people even say stuff like 'Im 1 day old plz adopt me'. Yeah, a talking 1-day old.
Some people report emergencies, like them not having a 'bf'.
Your call for help has been sent!
MESSAGE FROM HOBBA: I'll be your super cool bf!!!!1!1!
Oh good god. The worst thing of all is the pretend violence.
See Below some of the most irritating stuff on habbo.
You can even buy furniture for it off eBay. For a ridiculous price, of course.
Thanks for reading and enjoy being ripped off by Sulake!
Some people even get married on it, start a 'mafia' (or a cheap job), start casino's etc.....
And the creepiest thing of all? People on it pretending to be babies. Yes, thats right, you can 'adopt' people who dress like babies and say everything with a w in it.
Lame-ass teen: Will woo adwopt mwe?
Guy: Sure!
Lame-ass Teen: Its mwy bwirthdway give me furni
Guy: No.
Lame-ass Teen: Fwine Im gettin new parents who are rwich and gwive mwe fwurni!
Guy: Yeah you do that.
Lame-ass Teen: bobba you stupid bobba!
And these people even say stuff like 'Im 1 day old plz adopt me'. Yeah, a talking 1-day old.
Some people report emergencies, like them not having a 'bf'.
Your call for help has been sent!
MESSAGE FROM HOBBA: I'll be your super cool bf!!!!1!1!
Oh good god. The worst thing of all is the pretend violence.
See Below some of the most irritating stuff on habbo.
You can even buy furniture for it off eBay. For a ridiculous price, of course.
Thanks for reading and enjoy being ripped off by Sulake!
l00ser: im a cop ur undur arrest!
l00ser2: no way *punches in face steelz gun shoots in head!!1!1!1!111!!!!!1!!!1*
l00ser: *dodges*
l00ser2: yoo cant dodge that u idiot!
Fake-baby: Iwn 1 month owld its my bwirthday can woo gwive mwe fwurni?
n00b: No, get a life. *stabs in neck*
Fake-baby: waaaaaaaaaaaaaaa waaaaaaaaaaaaa
PeRv: Hey wanna cyber?
Girl: Sure *takes top off shoves tits in mouth*
PeRv: Oooh yeah so good *sticks penis in your nose*
Girl: oh yeah soooooooooooooo good
PeRv: *has bobba all day and all night*
L00S3R: HABBO HOTEL IS T3H BESTESTEST! I SP3NT ALL MY MUNNY ONN IT!!!1!11!!!
l00ser2: no way *punches in face steelz gun shoots in head!!1!1!1!111!!!!!1!!!1*
l00ser: *dodges*
l00ser2: yoo cant dodge that u idiot!
Fake-baby: Iwn 1 month owld its my bwirthday can woo gwive mwe fwurni?
n00b: No, get a life. *stabs in neck*
Fake-baby: waaaaaaaaaaaaaaa waaaaaaaaaaaaa
PeRv: Hey wanna cyber?
Girl: Sure *takes top off shoves tits in mouth*
PeRv: Oooh yeah so good *sticks penis in your nose*
Girl: oh yeah soooooooooooooo good
PeRv: *has bobba all day and all night*
L00S3R: HABBO HOTEL IS T3H BESTESTEST! I SP3NT ALL MY MUNNY ONN IT!!!1!11!!!
by -Joe- September 15, 2006
They Are So OMG!
They Are Fun To Be
But Do They Have To Come Into Your Rooms When it Clearly is NOT A Adoption Room.
And they Add w's to everyword :S.
Habbo Babies Are like 15 In real and acting there shoe size on a Pixel Game
They Are Fun To Be
But Do They Have To Come Into Your Rooms When it Clearly is NOT A Adoption Room.
And they Add w's to everyword :S.
Habbo Babies Are like 15 In real and acting there shoe size on a Pixel Game
Like this : Exsample of Habbo Babies
( Baby Enters My Room )
Baby:Pwease
Me: Please What?
Baby: Adwopt Mwe.
Me: Does This Look Like a Baby Adoption
(Baby stands at gate to come into my bit~)
baby:Lwet Mwe Iwn
Me:No!Why u Being a Stupid habbo baby for
( baby gets kicked )
( Baby Enters My Room )
Baby:Pwease
Me: Please What?
Baby: Adwopt Mwe.
Me: Does This Look Like a Baby Adoption
(Baby stands at gate to come into my bit~)
baby:Lwet Mwe Iwn
Me:No!Why u Being a Stupid habbo baby for
( baby gets kicked )
by Chelsea..x.. May 24, 2008
Also known as habbo credits. Its these retarded little coins that you have to pay for with real money.
And paying for coins will caus addiction.
And paying for coins will caus addiction.
Habbo Idiot: I wanna buy 50 coins!
Sulake: Ok pay 100 dollers! *thinking: HEHEHE WHAT A SUCKER!*
Habbo Idiot: Ok!
Habbo Idiot: (saying to his dumb friend) Dude! I just bought 50 habbo coins!
Habbo Dummy: AWESOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Sulake: Ok pay 100 dollers! *thinking: HEHEHE WHAT A SUCKER!*
Habbo Idiot: Ok!
Habbo Idiot: (saying to his dumb friend) Dude! I just bought 50 habbo coins!
Habbo Dummy: AWESOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by Lausaraleen January 14, 2008