Currently the best striker in the world and plays for the current best club in Europe.
Rejected some shit club called Manchester United and went to play for the way better club in the same city.
Rejected some shit club called Manchester United and went to play for the way better club in the same city.
by MCFC>MUFC June 20, 2023
by Mickel Jackson junior November 9, 2020
Interviewer: "What's you secret? You scored 10 times in the champions league."
Erling Haaland: "Umm, hArd WorK. "
Erling Haaland: "Umm, hArd WorK. "
by Wtf is that?? August 3, 2021
The feeling of euphoria you get when you captain Erling Braut Haaland on Fantasy Premier league (FPL) and he inevitably scores.
Kai: “Got the haaland high today after captaining him on his debut. My eyes rolled to the back of my head. Did u captain him?”
Ben: Captain him? I didn't even have him in my team. Won’t make that mistake again. set and forget! I mean i did captain slabhead once on a double gameweek so its not surprising really”
Kai: “You dont deserve the Haaland High”
Ben: Captain him? I didn't even have him in my team. Won’t make that mistake again. set and forget! I mean i did captain slabhead once on a double gameweek so its not surprising really”
Kai: “You dont deserve the Haaland High”
by michael whiteside August 8, 2022
A person who is quick, sharp and always lucky to be around wherever and whenever there is a giveaway ongoing.
There was a party yesterday and I was an Ekemini haaland durind the giveaway.
You are to dull try Ekemini Haaland up.
You are to dull try Ekemini Haaland up.
by Annonimini March 3, 2023
Erling Haaland is a Norwegian professional footballer who plays as a striker for Premier League club Manchester City and the Norway national team. Considered one of the best players in the world, he is known for his speed, strength, positioning, and finishing inside the box
by Doorknob Denthead October 3, 2023
He is a robot who came from Germany also he is Norwegian and he is blue just like his dad and scores loads on loads of goals.
by Erling Mbappaypal Mbappe February 11, 2023