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1.
Head Up Your Ass Syndrome- commonly associated with teenage girls, bad drivers, and clueless significant others. Can be used to describe potential girlfriends who just wont dump the arch douche they're with.
Me-That bitch just cut me off!

Friend(i dont really have any but just play along)- They have huyas

Girl- I don't want to make him mad...

Me- ZOMG you have huyas! The only way to cure it is to have sex with me! Fast, before its too late!
by PlayboyMMA May 03, 2011
 
2.
horseshoes up your ass
when someone makes a really lucky shot in a skill game, or has an unusually lucky hand in a card game.
by DS February 18, 2004