HTM2D 

HTM2D is an accronym of "Happened To Me Today" made popular by the website www.happenedtometoday.com. It is said after someone says an amusing story about their day.

Today, I put on some pants I havn't worn in a year and found 20 bucks. There is a god. HTM2D.

HTM2D by Eptus June 28, 2012

htmldotcom

Contrary to actual usage, htmldotcom actually means htmldotgay. The term originated in the 80's when a team of homosexual web developers. The internet hadn't become widely popular yet, so they had a lot of spare time and would pass the time by engaging in acts of intercourse with each other. This was eventually found out by outsiders and they jumbled a string of random internet related acronyms and came up with htmldotgay. The gay males took the name and changed it, trying to make a bad thing into a good thing, and covered it up with htmldotcom. To this day, the name htmldotcom is synonymous with acts of homosexual intercourse.

I'm gay and love computers.
You're such an htmldotcom.
No, you mean htmldotGAY.
Yeah, exactly.

htmldotcom by htmldotcom December 6, 2007