HSS

Haircut, Shower, Shave. AKA the man's makeover.

Dude I just had an epic HSS today, I feel like a new man.

by starmin October 4, 2010

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HSS

Short form for Holy Santa Clause Shit

Guy #1: DUDE CHECK THAT OUT
Guy #2: HSS
Guy #1: IKR MAN

by LuMpKiNzz July 31, 2009

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-from the HSS branding series
-standing for hott straight and single
-HSS branding series created by brittany, who is also the creator of fabtawesome
-found in conjunction with other terms from the series
ie:
HST- hott straight taken
HSB- hott straight on a break
HGS- hott gay single
HGT- hott gay taken
HGB- hott gay on a break
USS- ugly striaght single
UST- ugly striaght taken
USB- ugly striaght on a break
UGS- ugly gay single
UGT- ugly gay taken
UGB- ugly gay on a break
HBS- hott bi single
HBT- hott bi taken
HBB- hott bi on a break
UBS- ugly bi single
UBT- ugly bi taken
UBB- ugly bi on a break

"I hate being HSS, all the good guys are HST or HGS! *sigh*"

by brittany January 8, 2005

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Hss

A word your friend will use to piss you off because you don’t know what it means but it really means nothing and you know it means nothing yet it still pisses you off

Sage- hss

Lucy- shut the fuck up imma block you

Sage- hss

Lucy- “block”

by Gosbdjdndkneks November 20, 2018

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DM;HSS

Doesn't matter; Had snu snu

A play off the meme DM;HS (Doesn't matter; Had sex) with regards to an episode of futurama.
The episode "Amazon Women In The Mood" where the crew crashes onto Amazonia, features forced sex as a punishment for prisoners, referred to by the Amazonians as snu snu. This causes mixed reactions to be felt by the prisoner due to the realization that they're about to have sex with dozens of women, but all of the women are giants which will crush their pelvis.

Fall down the stairs the morning after a one night stand.
Guy: Well that's embarrassing but DM;HSS.

by BisquitChucker May 29, 2013

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