HSP

The hsp is known in Australia as the halal snack pack but we all have a bogan mate called Hally who's usually a big fan of meat and chips hence why the hsp is now know as hally's snack pack.
It's usually his choice of meal besides something that's cooked in a microwave.

What's Hally having for lunch today ?
A hsp.
Is that a Hally snack pack?
Yeah.

by cumgarglingfaggot May 4, 2019

Hsp

An acronym for high sperm pressure, a condition that arises from the lack of sexual intercourse or the non-existence thereof, victims of the condition usually display irrational displays of aggression as a result, they just seem angry at the world.

Dude, I heard that your girlfriends ex boyfriend is suffering from Hsp

by S'bu January 17, 2008

HSP

Acronym for the greatest thing in the world known as Homework, Sex, Pop-tarts. process of doing your homework with a significant other, sex, and afterwards eating poptarts because they are a great after sex snack usually followed by sleep.

We had a serious HSP session last night, after i was exhausted though.

by stopdownloading March 27, 2011

dirty hsp

is when a girl shits,pisses, vomits, spits and cums all over a hsp and then their significant other (big O) eats it and then chews it up and spits it into her mouth.

me and my girl pulled a dirty hsp, I didn't need take away afterwards

by dirty hsp February 11, 2023

HSP

Often used as "Highly Sensitive Person", a non-diagnosis used to explain irrational behavior. See separate entry.

In reality, it means "High Strung Psycho".

"Mara says her tantrums are due to her inner HSP."
"Yep, she's definitely a high strung Psycho!"

by TooOldToPutUpWithCrap April 18, 2020

HSP-46

THE MOST DOGSHIT moving vehicle built by man kind. That locomotive came straight out of a Boston street alley porta poty. This thing is used by the mbta which is a run down railroad getting rammed in the ass by there own decisions. Sound like my son that I kicked out of the house:)

Damn dude I need to take a massive HSP-46, I’ll be right back 💩💩

by February 16, 2021

HSP

Highly Sensitive Person. Not an actual mental disorder or diagnosis. Used by people who want to be labeled with anything to justify their insufferable drama-seeking behavior. They create chaos and arguments out of thin air, and cannot be reasoned with because they must always be the victim. Will flip their sh*t at anything even tangentially perceived to be offensive.

Eve: I hate my hair
Stacy: Your hair looks great!
Eve: Why did you say that? You know I’m having a bad hair day and you’re not respecting my autonomy to feel how I want to feel about my hair. I don’t need your help or advice to tell me what to do with my life.
Stacy: I just gave you a compliment.
Eve: Stop minimizing my feelings! *runs off crying*

Stacy: What an HSP!

by Fariza M. May 18, 2019