HP - Hewlett Packard.
Formerly one of the best electronic test equipment companies in the world, now a crappy computer company.
Agilent Technologies - oh, you mean 'The company formerly know as HP'.
by fire_fiorina March 03, 2005
Stands for Hewellet-Packard, a computer company. The one good thing that has come out of this venture is the Monterey Bay Aquarium.
The complete definition of a HP computer is: crap
Do you still have that HP?
Do you mean the computer I threw in the landfill?
by digital_heretic December 23, 2004
Another way of saying a girl has a hairy pussy.
Mary Duhanm has a very bad case of hp.
by Buffy the white girl slayer April 22, 2005
Hewlett Packard; Otherwise refered to as Heeping Pile, or crap.
Don't expect to reformat your Heeping Pile, the software to Windows is on the computer, so when you reformat it, you loose it, nice job, Heeping Pile!
by Joshua List November 28, 2003
hp=head piece
That bitch gives good hps.
by DomPZ January 17, 2004
Horsepower - The measurement of power an engine can produce. 1 horsepower is equal to 33,000 foot-pounds of work per minute.

Hewlett Packard - A shitty computer company that sells horrible computers to college kids with little or no money or computer knowledge.

House of Parliament - A building in the United Kingdom and a tasty barbeque sauce!

Hit Points - In gaming, the amount of life a character has.
Horsepower - My sr20det produces more horsepower than your car!

Hewlett Packard - I feel sorry for anyone who owns an HP.

House of Parliament - The house that I wish I lived in!

Hit Points - Most RPG games have characters whose life is based on the amount of hit points he/she has.
by Kev23 September 30, 2005

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