HOTJ

Hot On The Job. This is a state a person can be in after receiving horny text messages or maybe even messages via secretly used chat programs whilst on the job. It can also be used when u get hot from that sexy office milf from the sales department or the extremely dumb, but hot, intern at your department.

Q: "What are you hiding under your desk?"
A: "It's the boner I got from this text message my girlfriend has sent me, she always get's me HOTJ."

Office MILF: "Could u help me sorting this problem out?"
You: *Looking down shirt* "Yes, I could but you only get me HOTJ right now."
Office MILF: "I get you what?!"
You: "Nevermind."

HOTJ by ThomaZ.nL June 24, 2008

hot j 

a perfect hot beverage (mainly cocoa) that hits the spot just right.

yo jared, you got any more of that hot j? its very cold outside and that would be perfect

hot j by wtfseanscool December 6, 2020

hotjesus 

A hot jesus (pronounced HEY_SUESS) is when you flip someone on their stomach and empty a jar of hot sauce into their ass and then fuck them in the ass with no rubber.

Man, my dick was burning when I gave sally a hot jesus the other night

hotjesus by D.L.R. August 16, 2004

hotjetski 

When you mix a gator, a football, a sharp wit, and a huge ego, you get a hotjetski.

Have you ever heard of a League of Extraordinary Drinkers?

I’ll bet Hotjetski has!!

hotjetski by GetASitter September 20, 2020

Hotjar 

A Maltese sex act performed on visitors to the tiny island nation.

"Tony was new to the island, so David gave him a hotjar on the beach"

Hotjar by DavidHJ March 10, 2022