HOOPTOPOTAMUS 

The Hooptopotamus (Hooptopotamus amphibius ganious) from the ancient Greek for "gay river horse" (Ιπποπόταμος), is a large, homosexual herbivorous mammal in sub-Saharan Africa that can fly. The hooptopotamus is one of the rarest creatures on earth and is the only flying mammal in existence. The Hooptopotamus is distinguished from his cousin, the Hippopotamus, by a set of fairy-like wings and his aptitude for species of the same sex, which has lead to his diminished populations.

Don't be such a frikin Hooptopotamus!

HOOPTOPOTAMUS by Hooptiehead July 6, 2010

hoepopotamus

A very fat and grossly overweight hoe, slut, bitch, whatever you'd want to call her.

One of the signs that indicate that the world's going to end soon, is waking up the next morning only to notice some ugly smothering hoepopotamus lying next to you like a beached whale and then being shocked to having realized that you've actually got her pregnant!

hoepopotamus by Mark H September 1, 2004

Hotopotamus 

A person, either male or female, who is sexy and attractive despite being seriously overweight.

Though he tipped the scales at 310, many girls considered Jason quite a Hotopotamus.

Hotopotamus by PMcClaran February 13, 2010

Hottopotamus 

A chick with a hot Or sexy face and a ugly or fat body. Similar to a body bag, opposite of a paper bag or a butterface.

I saw a sexy clerk at a gas station, but when she stepped out from behind the counter I realized she was a hottopotamus.

Hottopotamus by Phyregod August 13, 2009