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(Only applies to males) The flat patch of skin in place of someone's penis. Originally composed from a chemistry lecture in which elements were written in the same order, i.e. H,O,N,F,Cl,I,Br.
Person A - Man, that guy is such a loser, he probably doesn't even have a dick.
Person B - Yeah dude, he's probably got a friggin' honfclibr.
Persons A & B - *Laughs*
HONFClIBr by T3h M4st0r H4xx0r October 11, 2005
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HONClBrIF 

HONClBrIF is an acronym for Hydrogen, Oxygen, Nitrogen, Chlorine, Bromine, Iodine, and Fluorine. These are the elements that when alone, must be in a pair. The phrase was coined by J.R. Fong, the former head of the chemical department at Neutrogena. Pronounced, HUN-CUL-BRIFF.
I remember HONClBrIF.
HONClBrIF by Ryan Bell May 24, 2006
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hnofclbri 

Acronym for Hydrogen, Nitrogen, Oxygen, Fluorine, Chlorine, Bromine and Iodine

The diatomic elements
I went to the store to buy some HNOFClBrI.
hnofclbri by Slim Anus October 22, 2006

honclbrif 

A german vulgar slang word that can be used to denote almost any life situtation.
I wanted to honclbrif that girl hardcore. Sometimes you just have to honclbrif your way through life. I just got honclbirfed by that test.
honclbrif by alteredreams June 14, 2010

honclibrif 

This is a german slang vulgar word that can be used for almost any life scenario.
Dude I wanted to honclibrif that girl hardcore. Sometimes you have to just honclibrif your way through life. I got honclibrifed on this test!
honclibrif by alteredreams June 14, 2010

HNOFClBrIAt 

It is a swabian word you can replace with everything
Did Matthis HNOFClBrIAt again?
HNOFClBrIAt by pvddii November 7, 2018
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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