HMFTG

How Much For The Girl?

Used in usenet / blog comments, especially when blogs such as Engadget show off shiny new gadgets eclipsed by beautiful (often Asian) women.

Ed: Dude, did you see 2dayblog today with the Samsung LG-LU1400?!

Stu: Busch league, dude. HMFTG?!

HMFTG by PTMonk January 6, 2009

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Hmft

A word geoff uses way too much and no one knows what it means.

Victim:"(absolutely anything)"
Geoff: "hmft"

Hmft by Extraordinarilyspongy December 19, 2021

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HMFT

Popular term in Reddit that means Hold My Feeding Tube

HMFT while I do a backflip over a fire

HMFT by GrayArty October 22, 2019

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heftgar

Someone who judges others for acquiring assistance/help. A heftgar mostly has a larger body weight than an average human.

Man, John can be a real heftgar sometimes.

heftgar by Thinn3r May 19, 2021

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hmwtgs

hit me with that gay shit

Person 1: do you want to watch Peppa Pig?
Person 2: hmwtgs.

hmwtgs by Nxybi September 11, 2019

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kenlet

A small piece of information. Derived from the word ken, used often in the scottish language and is synonymous with knowledge.

Person 1: "Hey I don't get this shit. How do you solve this problem?"
Person 2: "I got that one. Give me some kenlets on this assignment and I'll help you w/ that one."

kenlet by Norma Y. October 8, 2005

Word of the Day on July 13, 2026

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I mean I guess bro

a word of expression to when you give up on comprehending someone's words of ignorance, stupidity, absurdity or are too exhausted to formulate a proper response.

Commonly seen in TikTok comment sections in replies to lazy attempts at humor, overconfidentally incorrect statement, or an over-the-top comment or when someone completely misses the mark on something.

"actually... incorrect statement, hope this helps!"
"I mean I guess bro"

I mean I guess bro by clydedrewblood June 24, 2026

Word of the Day on July 12, 2026

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