It's the very good. It make freddy mercury go hhe hee. i Have aids
by sdik evol I October 28, 2021
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It makes having fun a lot less fun. And more terrifying.
"Honey I have HIV."
"Well I don't . I just got tested yesterday."
"..."
"That's what I thought."
by I am a female July 15, 2016
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This is what happens after 2 partners in crime do the dirty, thinking they're hard behind the school bins. Like bro you're not that cool because you know how to stick your dick inside someone who is wider than the fucking grand canyon I hope you get more than just hiv you suck your mum ligma balls nibba bitch.
what a prick he must have hiv and family issues
by spitfiresenpaicumcream March 20, 2022
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The Soviet HIV (Flanker HIV) is a high-tech jet made to destroy Canada. The jet was armed with 8 20mm cannons, 16 heat seeking missiles, and 1 LSDB. The jet has 7 wings and can reach a speed of mach 20000.1 within 7m. It runs off of diesel and is top heavy. The HIV was made to counter the American Honda Prelude. Only 2 HIVs where ever built, one exploded during testing and the current Russian Federation claims it doesn't exist and never has. Although there have been a few sightings of the HIV drugging Ukrainian soldiers and firing upon infantry units obliteration them.
"The Russians are totally using the HIV right now"
by TapeEater March 1, 2023
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guy 1:hey my mum is hot
guy 2:yeah she has HIV
by qwerty hehe September 4, 2018
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Short for Human Immunodefeciency Virus. An STD that is contracted through sexual intercourse (especially anal and sex without a condom), exchanging of bodily fluids, or, in the case of the especially unfortunate, by birth. HIV can progress into the disease known as AIDS where the immune system is gradually weakened until the point where an ordinary cold can kill you, though this usually takes years. Symptoms of HIV include nausea and high fever, cramps and joint pain, diarrhoea, and rapid weight loss. It is widely accepted that HIV originated somewhere in Sub-saharan Africa though the exact means that it was created remain mostly unknown. In the US, young gay and bisexual black men are more likely to catch the disease than any other demographic.
Sean was horrified to learn that he had gotten HIV from having unprotected sex with Jessica.
by Robjef622 May 9, 2017
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Hiv is a Sexual Transmitted Disease
You have Hiv
by Ur_Gay_MOM April 1, 2019
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