Him
Suposed homosexual porn movie about the life of Jesus Christ compared with a nameless contemporary man and their shared sexual tastes. Hotly sought-out and marked for destruction by the Religious Right, in reality there is NO SUCH MOVIE!!!
Rumours of such a movie have been circulating since the early 1970's. Said rumours were probably started amongst the Gay community for sole purpose of annoying the Moraly Indignant, and there was even a false review of it in a book about the "golden turkeys," aka the worst movies ever made. This, of course, only served to strengthing the Religious Right's resolve to find-and-burn!! It's review in said book of "golden turkeys" was actually part of a reader contest to find the one fake movie amongst the real "stinkers."
Despite endless (and fruitless) searches --and the truth being held in their collective faces-- certain members of the Religious Right still continue their sacred mission to find-and-destroy this non-existant movie!
Bill: "Hey, man. You here about that gay-porn movie called "Him?" Some pretty freaky sheet happens in it!"

Tom: "Calm yourself down before you ruin your shorts. There is no such movie. It's all just a rumour going 'round."

Bill: "Really? Then what the hell was that video I was watching last night!?"

Tom: "You STILL have home video of my 16th birthday party!?"
by Carl J. Maltese April 29, 2007
HIM
A truly amazing and beautiful Finnish band that lyrics resemble an ongoing story: a Romeo and Juliet kind of undying love with blindingly sensual & romantic lyrics. Beautiful keyboard melodies and rockin' guitar riffs that go with the deep dark sensual voice of singer and lyricalist Ville Valo who happens to be the most sexiest, beautiful talented man in rock 'n' roll. They have a gothic, vampouric kind of look which makes ville and their music even more irresitable. They've created a new type of music, Love Metal which has a combination of darkness and light. Check out they're albums, Greatest Love Songs 666, Razorblade Romance, Deep shadows and brillinat highlights, Love Metal.
"HIM are the best band ever"
by Jennifer April 09, 2004
HIM
Finnish "Love Metal" group that is fronted by singer/songwriter Ville Valo. They have songs such as "buried alive by love", "your sweet 666" and "sweet pandemonium" in english, and songs such as "paratiisi" in finnish. They also do covers like Billy Idol's "rebel yell", Blue Oyster Cult's "(dont fear) The Reaper", but most recognizably, Chris Isaac's "wicked game" off of their "Razorblade Romance" Cd.

They have yet to tour the U.S.
"HIM is the best band in the world"

or

"Ville Valo from HIM smokes quite a bit, yet still manages to have a great voice for someone who smokes three packs a day"

"HIM is my favorite finnish band"
by HisInfernalMajesty (amy) September 10, 2003
HIM
An amazing band from Finland. Their tracks are commonly used in CKY dvd's. They were famous before Bam Margera liked them, and a lot of people liked them before he started promoting them. No disrespect to Bam though, him and Ville are great friends, after all.
'Today
Tomorrow seems so far away
and the wait in vein'

<3 <3 <3
by Carmii April 30, 2005
HIM
Him is an amazing band from Finland. Not only does Ville Valo have an incredible voice, but he's also very hot. HIM's lyrics are beautiful. Their different from any other lyrics that bands make. Their genre is Love Metal.
HIM is an amazing band.
by x__used.xcore November 19, 2005
Him
pn. pronoun that refers to a male.
Sumbuddy: wy iz dis red stuf al over me sirt?
Guy: You were stabbed by him in the chest.
by Ken R. November 22, 2004
HIM
The best band ever. They have a really good sound and i cant get enough of them. All their videos are great. HIM also has the sexy lead singer Ville Valo. Ville Valo smokes and drinks a lot but he is still the most sexy man in the world. Ville Valo also has a deep sexy voice thats sounds great.
"Circle of Fear"
"Sweet Six Six Six"
"gone With the Sin"
and a lot more. all of their songs are awsome.
by Taylor February 02, 2005
The Band His Infernal Majesty.Vocals Ville Valo Born 11.22.76,Bass Mige Born 12.19.74,Guitar Linde Born 8.12.76,Drums Gas Born 2.8.71,Keyboard Burton Born 10.17.74. The Band uses the symbol Heartagram which is also used by pro skateboarder and production company owner Bam Margera
The H.I.M concert kicked ass!!
by Ryan Raycraft December 09, 2003

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