HEPTOTI

It is an abbreviation for Homo Erotic People Taking Over The Internet.

Guy 1 : Be right back.
Guy 2 : Ok.

*5 minutes later*

Guy 1 : I'm Back.
Guy 2 : Well cummed back!
Guy 1 : What?
Guy 2 : It means I cummed all over your face!
Guy 1 : What! You are becoming one of the HEPTOTI my boy.
Guy 2 : Fuck you bitch! I ain't like your mom!

HEPTOTI by StraightBwai132 October 7, 2011

Heptting 

when you try to cover up a lie, situation, or try changing the topic, can also be when your trying to be someone you are not; trying to impress people also known as being fake. Could also be used as to confirm something is pointless or useless. May also be classified as : heptted , heptt and hepttless.

Man's keep heptting.

(this man keeps changing topics).

Girl's so heptt.
(this girl is so fake).

This is so hepttless.
(this is so pointless/useless).

Man/Girl just heptted me.
(this man/girl just lied to me.

Heptting by mimiualreadyknow October 18, 2009

Heptominute 

One minute in Amanda time (ATi), is approximately 2.4 minutes in time as most humans experience it (Ti). In physics and philosophy, this measurement of time is referred to as the heptominute (1ATi = 2.4Ti).

Amanda: Quick call in 5ok?

5 heptominute ~ 12 minute (Amandas always speak in heptominutes)

Heptominute by noGoodNate July 30, 2019

heptonitis

When such person with the last name “Hepton” is sick for my multiple days out of the week. A sickness so uncontrollable that it cripples you to the point where you are put on disability.

“You coming into work tomorrow man?”
“Not gonna happen guy, I got Heptonitis”

heptonitis by Heptonitis August 27, 2021

Heptorian

A person who believes in the 5 senses of the body and 2 senses of the mind( spiritual - supernatural)

I am pure of mind as I'm a heptorian

Heptorian by scrabble_awesome October 17, 2019