HAM

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John: hey what are you doing

Mike: Im going HAM

by jake-from-statefarm April 8, 2015

HAM

Hot Ass Mom

Synonym: MILF

Man, your mom is a HAM.

by Dan July 8, 2003

HAM

Hory As Maori

"Hey lets get a tinny from hemi" blurted Weymouth boy 1, "ah fuck hemi hes a ham and sells shit weed" said another of the Weymouth boys.

by old skoolar May 26, 2013

HAM

Hot Ass Man

Kevin is HAM to the max

by Fire May 12, 2004

HAM

HAM stands for Hot Asian Man. It's an acronym. It is most often used when someone is near a hot Asian man and would like to comment on his hawtness without him realizing it. Associated words: HAG (hot Asian girl).

Check out that HAM over there. Damn.

by PrincessXena May 11, 2011

HAM

Anal intercourse

Let's go to the kitchen and get some "ham".

by Sentientdeth August 7, 2003

HAM

acronym; means hoe after menopause

Man, she about 50 years old and her mini-skirt is way short. She a HAM for sure.

by LBT/Antimosity November 17, 2003