1. Lazy version of hammered
2. Nerdy elderly Radio Operator
3. Male reproductive organ
4. Food from a piggie
1. I hamd her
2. My friend is a Ham
3. My ham could feed a nation
4. I'm going to turn Babe into ham
by Matt Seigel November 6, 2003
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A hottie. Someone who is jucy, suculant. Can also denote hotties who are big boned.
wow, (s)he is a ham.
by danomccoy March 10, 2006
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Dick-(penis)
Man i gave dis gurl da HAM last night,and she was beggin fa more.
by toonjam5 November 29, 2009
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Kristy is comin over tonite, Im gonna smash out that ham.

Damn shes hot, I wonder what her ham looks like.

When she takes off her pants, her ham better not look like pinata roasted beef.
by Timothy Bryce December 30, 2011
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slang version of "haben" in German, meaning "have", "to have", or "having"; actual spoken versions of "haben" can be heard as "ham", "ham'n", "hab'n" depending on the region and dialect
Wir ham's gemacht." = "We did it.
by Ligeia June 22, 2011
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