A pretentious method of signing one's email by simply using the first letter of the first name of the author(example: Healey would sign with an H). The pretentiousness comes from the fact that the author expects that everyone will know who sent it, and that the author is also so important and busy that he doesn't have time to write out his full name. The douchebaggery of the signature comes from the fact that none of the aforementioned circumstances are true, and the "H" usually comes at the end of a senseless and boring diatribe on something inane and unimportant.
Hey guys,

My business fraternity just won the spelling bee!Props to them. Also a guy next door is selling sweet pastel shirts at a 10% discount, which anyone with some business sense knows is a great deal. Anyways I've got a MGMT 100 meeting to go to but remember that I am super funny!

by Clairvoyant Truth July 11, 2006
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A slang term for heroin. Other terms that mean the same include Horse, Smack, Junk, Skunk, Mud, etc.
Hey motherfucker, you got the H?
by Samantha July 01, 2003
Japanese slung for "SEX" Many Japanese girls tend to use this word instead of sex because the sound of "H" is much pretier than sex, also it is easy to say.
"H shiyo!" means "Let's have a SEX!"
by H December 14, 2004
The symbol for hydrogen-the lightest and most abundant element in the universe.
Hydrogen is the first element on the periodic table. It is represented by the letter H.
by stan21 October 28, 2006
The note after "G" on the piano according to some fuckin retards.
Whoa, you have to play a pretty high "H" in this song man.
by Nick July 25, 2003
the letter "h", what the fuck else would it be?
let's go onto urban dictionary and see what weird definitions for the letters of the alphabet! we shall start with the letter "H"
by 32isAnumber August 16, 2010
The middle initial of Jesus Christ, short for "Hector". The middle initial is seldom embarked, unless one is particularly furious, in which case one might invoke the power of Jesus H Christ rather than having God damn the applicable subject.
Ted: Did you see the size of that ass?

Ralph: Jesus H Fucking Christ!
by Kate Sjostrand February 20, 2008
H. is an AEnima song by Tool. Track 3 off of Aenima, with a length of 6:07 minutes long.
H. is pretty appealing to any Metal fan out there.
by Brett1014 June 30, 2006

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