The root of all evil. He complains about us being children and not full-on athletes participating in the Olympics. He yells at us to exercise despite being a fatass. Good at making kids cry.
by PaleWeirdo November 26, 2018
I am so fucking over my Gym Teacher! She acts like she is the dictator of the entire school and makes us do these useless excercises! Like holy fuck, do we have to learn Volleyball for the 164829th year??? Another degrading thing she does is blame us for so much as breathing because she hates every last one of us 7th graders. I never want to see her bitch ass face that looks like a Karen again
by adam-slayer April 13, 2020
Gym Teacher: "My grandma could run faster, lift more, and do anything better than you."
Gym Teacher's Grandma is STRONG
Gym Teacher's Grandma is STRONG
by jackman returns August 22, 2019
1 A condition, commonly found in gym teachers but also in teachers of other pointless classes, where the patient tries to compensate for the pointlessness of their job with odd and unnecessary busy work.
2 the same, but for anybody with a pointless job
2 the same, but for anybody with a pointless job
"My gym teacher gave me a written test today. Why would he do that?" "he has gym teachers syndrome."
"My boss is making us wear a different uniform every day. I wonder if he's getting Gym teachers syndrome."
"My boss is making us wear a different uniform every day. I wonder if he's getting Gym teachers syndrome."
by sixtyfivereasonswhyimawesome March 7, 2012
Gym Teacher-ing is defined as one who wears sweatpants and sweatshirts at inappropriate times (like at a party). This comes from the lackadaisical nature of gym teachers and their ability to hold professions which require them to do nothing and still get paid a salary, so in effect pointing out that some one is "Gym Teaching" (wearing sweatpants & sweat shirt) is an insult.
I was lazy and tired to day, so I Gym teached to classed.
"Yo you ready to go to the party?" friend
"Yeah but your not why the hell are you gym teacher-ing right now?" me
"Yo you ready to go to the party?" friend
"Yeah but your not why the hell are you gym teacher-ing right now?" me
by Regs99 April 28, 2010
It's when you press one finger to close a nostril and blow snot out the other, usually onto the ground or into the sink or wherever.
by LusterKing January 15, 2009
While someone is sitting down you put on short shorts, or underwear and stretch, placing your genitals in their facial region.
The Gym Teacher- mike was sitting in my chair, i walked up and proceeded to place my leg on the arm rest while stretching with my genitals by his face.
by nka 2663 September 18, 2010