| 1. | peeblo | ||
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The act of urinating in someones mouth while 69ing. Guy1: I just urinated in your mouth when we were 69ing...
Guy2: Dude, we weren't 69ing. I was asleep. Guy1: Oh, sorry. Guy2: It's ok, the best part of waking up is a Peeblo in your mouth. |
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| 2. | Pondle | ||
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A large puddle. In resemblance of a pond. Guy1: "That is a huge puddle"
Guy2: "That's no puddle that's a Pondle" |
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| 3. | No Homo Theory | ||
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When two parties "accidentally" do something gay, party 1 may say "no-homo" to end the homo-ness. However, party 2 may say a second "no-homo" and cancel out 1's declaration of no homo-ness.
Guy2: No homo Guy1: Stop making it homo! You're canceling out mine! This theory may be also applicable to "no hetero" No Homo Theory in action:
Guy1: I love you man, no homo. Guy2: No homo Guy1: No homo Guy2: No homo Guy1: Stop making it homo! You're canceling out mine! |
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| 4. | Online Conservatives | ||
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Online conservatives are the people online that talk about how stupid democrats/liberals are online without looking at facts. They also post degrading things about democrats/liberals on this site. Typically in high school and college. Spend most of their time on the Internet reading what the conservative media (Fox News) wants them to see. Never have facts behind their statements and need a big wake-up call.
guy1: Obama is stupid! He's ruined our economy! guy2: Actually it was Bush who ruined the economy. Obama just inherited Bushes mess guy1: Obama is stupid! He's ruined our economy!
guy2: Actually it was Bush who ruined the economy. Obama just inherited Bushes mess. It's the online conservatives who perpetuate this falsehood |
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| 5. | Jhovanie | ||
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Jhovanie is usually referred to people who are sexually gifted. this name is given to people of Italian or Hispanic decent , they are man whores but once they find the right girl they are faithful, loves bright colors and getting the all the attention you will typically find a Jhovanie at a party or a beach getting all the girls attention.
Girl 1: Omg Jhovanie is here! Girl 2: someones going to end up in bed with him tonight ;j better be me! Girl 1: no me! Girl 3: too bad I already did before the party! Guy1: Lucky ... i wish i could be Jhovanie Girl 1: Omg Jhovanie is here!
Girl 2: someones going to end up in bed with him tonight ;j better be me! Girl 1: no me! Girl 3: too bad I already did before the party! Guy1: Lucky ... i wish i could be Jhovanie |
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| 6. | FOD | ||
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Facebook Obsession Disorder . A person who keeps updating their status every 15 mins, Can't stay online unless checking their facebook every 5 seconds. FOD us very common between people who have no life, or have a life but it's not that interesting. guy1: have you seen shane ? He hasn't been to the club for days. guy2: he has FOD rememeber? guy1: have you seen shane ? He hasn't been to the club for days.
guy2: he has FOD rememeber? |
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| 7. | Rexburg, ID | ||
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Rexburg idaho is a small town near the end of the snake river in south east Idaho. It has a population of about 35,000(roughly). It is also the has 2nd most concentration of Mormons in the us. If you are another religion other than Mormon there you will be look at with a weird"why are you different" look Guy1: hey wanna go hangout?
Guy2:yeah sure we should invite (Guy3) Guy1:No its Sunday, and hes from Rexburg, ID,he has to read scriptures.. Guy2:oh dang.... |
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