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Gutteridge 

Gutteridge is the surname of Posh-Gone-Bad.

Usually from pretencious little villages like Uxbridge, or Blowjob-on-Thames, Gutteridge drives foreign cars and think they're cool!

Whilst they do have their flaws, they are unquestionably Legends. They have skills in life and work and are able to do a terrific line-dance whilst wearing an animal suit. They particularly look good as Kanagaroo's!
Man 1 - "Whoa - Isn't that Gutteridge."
Man 2 - "Ya know Frank, I tihnk it is."
Man 1 - "Boy he makes that Kangaroo costume look good."
Man 2 - "Totes Amazeballs.... Oh look - He's driving off dressed a Kangaroo in his Renault Clio."
Man 3 (running down the road after the departing car) - "I WANT TO BE A GUTTERIDGE TOOOOOOOOO".
Man1 & Man 2 "AND USSSSSSSS."
Gutteridge by Affy June 10, 2013
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gutterite 

a person whose mind remains perpetually in the gutter; one whose thoughts are always dirty.
"Sophomore boys are all gutterites." "I can't ever just have a conversation with Justin without him making an inappropriate comment. He's such a gutterite."
gutterite by RiJa November 1, 2005
A prank you pull on automobiles. Involves stealing and placing off gutters, hence the term guttering. The result is a large noise. Usually done in smaller groups (3 to 6 humans). Done in the dark usually from 11 pm to 3 am. Preferably earlier because sometimes cars are hard to come by really late. This is the first definition for the subject so I'm assuming it is fairly unpopular.
The Steps of Guttering:
1. Steal a gutter off someones house.
2. Put gutter in the semi-busy street when you see no cars.
3. Run, and hide. Make sure it is a good spot just in case the car stops and the passengers pursue you.
4. Car hits the gutter and makes a loud noise. HAHA.
guttering by TRIzzzo April 30, 2006

gutterfinger

What happens when you use a keyboard (on a cellular phone, regular phone, computer, typewriter, court reporter device, piano, synthesizer, organ etc.) and you keep on hitting "between the cracks" of the keys. A play on "butterfinger" and "gutterball", and the dictionary meaning of "gutter".
Why do I keep on getting "ansewr" for "answer"? It must be my gutterfinger!
gutterfinger by pentozali July 25, 2007

Gutterize 

Urban Dictionary frequently gutterizes perfectly innocent words.
The act of placing your penis and scrotum on a small section of guttering or similar, and sliding the entire package into another persons well lubed anus. At this point the gutter is removed, thus depositing both the penis and the scrotum, in their entirity, into the anus.
James was busy guttering Louisa when the phone rang.
guttering by ECR October 17, 2007
from the word gutter, as a term to imply someone is down in the gutter, guttering is a way to discribe the state of being guttered but in a figurative term
Person 1 - We lost the match
Person 2 - Thats guttering
guttering by Crispy April 16, 2005
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
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Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
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