gurutard 

A person in the internet marketing industry, who offers paid courses to teach people how to make money online, but in reality he/she has no clue what they're talking about.

This guy has 0 clue what he's talking about, but he claims to be making millions thanks to internet marketing and then he offers you his paid course for few hundred bucks a month ... he is a complete gurutard.

Don't you ever buy online money making courses from gurutards like Tai Lopez , only the seller is the one who will profit from this!

Always do your own due diligence before investing in an online money making course! There are lots of gurutards who will only steal your money and all you'll learn is nothing.

gurutard by bhwneon January 6, 2019

Guutz

(Goot-S) A useless Mexican fool. A rare mexican who cannot speak Spanish to save his poor life. This type of person believe he can rap but in reality he sounds like a 4 year okd sippin lean. They cannot even speak normal English as they use words such as "cheeks" and "fat" as verbs and pronouns. His lack of rap skills, street smarts, and Spanish will cause to be beaten to death by cholos with belts.

What the hell alex, you're such a guutz!
Learn Spanish u stupid guutz.

Guutz by MexianBoi49 March 2, 2017

Gurutvakarshan 

Hots for a teacher

I would not have flunked my Physics course if not for some serious Gurutvakarshan...

Gurutvakarshan by Richsin November 23, 2018

guutz

a little thing, someone really cute. that gets mad at little things. also guutz usally has amazing guutz boyfriends.

why are you being such a little guutz right now

guutz by Guutz June 28, 2011

grutzmacher 

Man with large penis.Hung like ah T rex.Master of all the lady's.King of love.

Wow,that gut must be ah Grutzmacher.He made love to 20 women last night

grutzmacher by Buzzkiller1560 March 19, 2018

grutz 

To whine or complain aimlessly or for no discernible reason; especially applicable to children.

"My room mate got so trashed last night, all she can do today is pop Tylenol and grutz."

grutz by hotlinguist January 14, 2009

shelbi grutz

A. A Cadillac.
B. A female to be known with no gag-reflex.
C. Nocturnal Mammal.
D. Strongly believes root beer > Dr. Pepper.

Why take that escort when you could ride in a Cadillac.
Niggers love Shelbi Grutz.
"Why the fuck won't you stay up? I slept from 5am to 3pm"

shelbi grutz by Bologna and Emcee Krunkle June 27, 2008