gullifer cancer

An form of cancer contagious to family and friends. Every time it's contracted it is more aggressive, forcing the originator to experience additional suffering by watching their loved ones die around them.

I hope you get gullifer cancer and have to watch your kid die right before you do!!!!

gullifer cancer by Poohbear316 May 29, 2017

gullible 

Being gullible is nothing more than trusting someone who should not be trusted.

Person 1: Ha! You're so gullible!

Person 2: So basically, you're laughing at me for having trusted you!

gullible by Red Pill January 1, 2012

Gulliver Twist

The story of a poor Giant orphan who went to Liliput and asked for more

Gulliver Twist: "please sir, may I have some more?"
Emperor of Liliput: "How dare you! Are our tiny portions not enough for a giant like you? Off with your head!"

Gulliver Twist by escapepublishing December 18, 2010

gullible 

The only word that is not in the dictionary. Go look.

I swear, gullible is not there.

gullible by TheGreekMind November 7, 2003

gullibilly 

A large portion of any human population that is easily gullible to any religion, political party, or social trend no matter how preposterous. Gullibillies exist in every race, class, culture, or society and their beliefs are dictated more by demographics than actual intellect, basic cognition, or critical examination. Until a gullibilly becomes hardwired, they can be easily swayed into any belief system.

Guy 1 (To Guy 2): "So why are you a Mormon?"
Guy 2: "Because I chose to be."
Guy 1: "Really? Even though your mom and dad are Mormon, as well as everyone else in your family and community. You sir, are a gullibilly."
Guy 2: "No I'm not! What I believe in is backed up by reason and facts."
Guy 1: "No, it's backed up by someone else's reason and facts which you comfortably don't feel the need to look into. If you were born in Afghanistan, you'd be the same kind of idiot who runs into a Jewish market with a bomb strapped to your chest."

gullibilly by theWakers March 3, 2011

gullibiligy 

1. A phenomenon affecting an individual's reasoning ability when fed pseudo-scientific hogwash.

2. An area of the human psyche that is targeted by scientologists during "auditing" sessions with the assistance of an "E-Meter" device.

His gullibiligy levels are off the charts.

gullibiligy by Dick Dawkins January 11, 2009

gullible 

The state of being fooled. So basically everyone voting in American politics.

See Waldo, don't be gullible. Your vote doesn't matter, the country is going to hell anyways.

gullible by LaserISbaser July 17, 2016