guilt

judaism's greatest weapon; often used by jewish mothers; often ruins your plans for the night or sometimes, in extreeme cases, your whole weekend. Uses mostly reverse physcology.

Mother: David can you run down to Epstein's and get me a roast beef on rye, with russian dressing?
David: No mom, I'm supposed to meet the guys in 10 minutes.
Mother: Ok...I'll remember that.
David: Well I mean, if you realy want me to go I guess-
Mother: No, forget it... go out..leave me here.
David: (sighs) Did you say you wanted russian dressing?

by Tanch May 5, 2005

guilting

the act of making somebody feel guilty

Joseph: I still can't believe you broke my parents portrait!
Luke: I'm sorry, it was an accident. I didn't mean to...
Joseph: It was really expensive!
Luke: Yeah, I know, I'm sorry, I wont do it again.
Joseph: I know you're sorry and you wont do it again, but you still broke it!
Luke: Stop guilting me!

by LukeWasHere13 June 11, 2009

guilt

(tr. verb) - The act of trying to manipulate someone by making them feel guilty. Note that this is a transitive verb, so that if John guilts Mary, then John is making Mary feel guilty.

Another variation on this is "to guilt (someone) into (something)".

Chris: Could you go pick up a 12-pack of beer?
Mike: Aw man, I'm too drunk to go. Kevin's coming over soon. Call him.
Chris: Well, OK, I guess I can wait. I'm cooking dinner for us after all, so I probably shouldn't drink any more right now.
Mike: Chris, come on --
Chris: So how's your job? You know, the one that you love and never would have gotten if I didn't send your resume to my friend Alice?
Mike: All right, all right, I'll go. Geez! You don't have to guilt me!

Jake: Goddamn it, I gotta go shoe shopping with my girlfriend. I promised I'd buy her a pair of Pradas.
Dan: Pradas? What the fuck is that?
Jake: Expensive-ass shoes.
Dan: What are you doing that for?
Jake: Eh, she guilted me into it because I forgot her birthday.
Dan: Sucker!

by meb3031 August 22, 2007

guilt

Wing frost.

The guilt weighed him down so much he couldn't even walk around anymore, let alone fly.

by Prof. Osled November 23, 2009

guilt

Something that people try to put on your shoulders if you try to make a decent living. This is often pushed on by a WD, scum, crackwhore, socialist, or IRS.

"My wife brought home a case of guilt for making to much money."

"She gave money to a crackwhore because she a had case of the guilt."

by Chesse spotter March 4, 2008

Guilted

To have one guilt you into doing things you feel uncomfortable doing or feel regret for later.

"I Can't believe I was guilted into watching Salvadorians party at a soccer game with my Mother"

by Ryager:) May 26, 2013

The Guilts

The time after a night of drinking when you decide to "reflect" on the previous events.... instantly regretting the vague flashes of bad pick up lines and even worse dance moves.

sanjay " dude?!? what the fuck did i say to that red head last night that made her puke"

harminder "who cares man, you just got a bad case of The Guilts"

by Cherns14 March 6, 2009