by Charles Gibson January 18, 2003
Recently made popular by the MTV show "Jersey Shore"
A man usually from a family with a strong Italian Descent.
They tend to express their Heritage through clothing, cars, and other decor.
Common Characteristics of a Guido are:
-Fake Tan
-Dark Brown/Black Gelled exotic hairstyles
-Multiple Tattoos
-Medallions & Other Gold
-Wears Lip Gloss
-Ripped Body (Juiced)
-Short
-Piercings
-Parties often
-New York/Jersey Accent
-Players
-Hang out at Jersey Shore
-Drive Tricked out whips
A man usually from a family with a strong Italian Descent.
They tend to express their Heritage through clothing, cars, and other decor.
Common Characteristics of a Guido are:
-Fake Tan
-Dark Brown/Black Gelled exotic hairstyles
-Multiple Tattoos
-Medallions & Other Gold
-Wears Lip Gloss
-Ripped Body (Juiced)
-Short
-Piercings
-Parties often
-New York/Jersey Accent
-Players
-Hang out at Jersey Shore
-Drive Tricked out whips
by PSpmaster January 5, 2010
A completely made-up sub-culture, invented by the media and white people trying to act black and giving it a different name. Americans who think that they are Italian because their grandparents are, and are therefore hated by both Americans, actual Italians and of course, the rest of the world.
The guidette is the female variation, often short, overweight and fantastically ugly, but are somehow under the impression that they are attractive.
The guidette is the female variation, often short, overweight and fantastically ugly, but are somehow under the impression that they are attractive.
Look at that guido and guidette couple going to the tanning salon together... Awwww it's like they're people.
by Sam_squawk October 24, 2011
by guido<3333 January 9, 2010
-Guido actually translates to guy in English. It's a name. Nowadays, it's used as a racial slur against Italian guys. Usually the morons who speak like illiterates (i.e "not for nothin, how ya doin, my mudda, check out dat broad!" etc)
-They give genuine Italian people a bad name
-They give genuine Italian people a bad name
a. That guys a real guido, listen to the way he speaks.
1.Check out dat broad. Ohh!
2.Eh oh! How ya doin!
3. Look at that fuckin melignon (pronounced mool-in-yon)
1.Check out dat broad. Ohh!
2.Eh oh! How ya doin!
3. Look at that fuckin melignon (pronounced mool-in-yon)
by JPistoia May 9, 2008
Real guidos are from Westechester, the Bronx (morris park, Fordham), Yonkers, etc. Guidos like to spend their time getting swole at the gym, tanning, and driving around in their whip (usually a black or white bmw, acura, camaro, or cadillac). Clubbing is a huge part of guido culture. Guidos love house music and frolicing and fist pumping at the clubs (Pacha, Surf Club, etc.) A lot of guidos are usually in relationships with their guidette counterpart. Italian girls make the best girlfriends. Many guidos find work at gyms or at family related businesses, such as pizzerias or family restaurants, and of course, at tanning salons (Hollywood tans). Guidos can be some of the most loyal people you will ever meet, just don't double cross them or you'll have bigger prolems to worry about. The guido appearance is very distinct; usually shop at express, armani exchange, ed hardy, tapout, affliction, true religion, lacoste, burberry. Guidos always have nice designer jeans and freshly ironed button downs. Guidos usually wear nike air maxs in either all white or all black, or all white reeboks, air force 1s, puma sneakers, timberland boots. A guido might sport a velour tracksuit. Most wear figaro or mariner chains with either a cross, or an Italian horn. Grooming is very important. They go tanning, get their eyebrows waxed, wear cologne (armani code) and either have a blowout haircut, fohawk, or closely cut hair. Guidos will do anything for their family and friends.
by iTAliANStAlli0N October 22, 2011
Original Version- A white, obnoxious, male, that listens to disco music. This term was often used in the 70's by people who listened to rock music and thought disco was bad.
Guidos usally hung out with the "girl guidos" which were labbled "Stellas".
The Guidos and Stellas would mostly listen to music that was easy to "hustle" to, such as The Village People or Earth, Wind, Fire.
These Guidos usally wore bright bell bottum pants with bright botton up shirts and platform shoes, with greasy hair.
These guidos died with disco.
Jersey Shore Verison- An Itilan American male, that lives in the New York/New Jersey tri-state area.
This guido spends his days working out at the gym and going spray or bed tanning.
His nights usally consume of wearing tight clothes, greasing his hair up and going clubbing to score chicks, and for some reason thinks he's going to get one.
The guido does these types of activities way up into his late 30's.
This guido usally hangs out with the "girl guido" The Guidette. Who is usally an over tanned, dramtic, slut.
This trend was made famous by the tv show Jersey Shore, which is about 8 guidos and guidettes getting drunk and getting laid.
Hopfully these guidos die with the show.
Guidos usally hung out with the "girl guidos" which were labbled "Stellas".
The Guidos and Stellas would mostly listen to music that was easy to "hustle" to, such as The Village People or Earth, Wind, Fire.
These Guidos usally wore bright bell bottum pants with bright botton up shirts and platform shoes, with greasy hair.
These guidos died with disco.
Jersey Shore Verison- An Itilan American male, that lives in the New York/New Jersey tri-state area.
This guido spends his days working out at the gym and going spray or bed tanning.
His nights usally consume of wearing tight clothes, greasing his hair up and going clubbing to score chicks, and for some reason thinks he's going to get one.
The guido does these types of activities way up into his late 30's.
This guido usally hangs out with the "girl guido" The Guidette. Who is usally an over tanned, dramtic, slut.
This trend was made famous by the tv show Jersey Shore, which is about 8 guidos and guidettes getting drunk and getting laid.
Hopfully these guidos die with the show.
Exmaple 1: "Someone needs to tell these guidos that disco is dead"
Exmaple 2: "That guy is so greasy, he could be one Jersey Shore with the other guidos"
Exmaple 2: "That guy is so greasy, he could be one Jersey Shore with the other guidos"
by Booboobro April 12, 2011