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1.
50% Mayonnaise, 160% Seagull
I just Guffied my pants so please pass the Guffey
by Brad Tate July 10, 2008
 
2.
the most vile and hideous being, who still can get men to sleep with them because they will do anything.
That girl is such a Guffey, I don't even know how she has a boyfriend.
by MENCLAN July 29, 2009