A method of assassinating a person or persons by throwing a hand grenade into the bedroom in the dead of night; thus, the last "sunrise" they see is the explosion of the grenade.
by MrTouchdown April 7, 2010
When you stick a sharp object onto the end of your penis, then make a bitch deepthroat you until it cuts her throat.
by caca_huates April 20, 2009
this little blooper unfolds a new realm of disgusting,the guatemalan breathmint occurs when one very oily faced person pops a huge zit,and the hot puss infused ball launches through the air and lands in an unexpecting mouth!
by glimpze740 July 3, 2008
Josh was having a dump while his girlfriend was riding him, thus Josh gave his girlfriend a Guatemalan Mudslide
by Galby82 December 2, 2010
A fish found in Guatemala, known for leaping out of the rivers and farting and/or shitting in people's faces. Disgusting.
Dumb bitch: I'm going to Guatemala this summer.
John: Whoa, better watch out for the Guatemalan Stinkfish!
Dumb Bitch: Really?
John: Yeah, they'll shoot a load of poo right in your eye!
John: Whoa, better watch out for the Guatemalan Stinkfish!
Dumb Bitch: Really?
John: Yeah, they'll shoot a load of poo right in your eye!
by zachwolff October 15, 2003
this little blooper unfolds a new realm of disgusting,the guatemalan breathmint occurs when one very oily faced person pops a huge zit,and the hot puss infused ball launches through the air and lands in an unexpecting mouth!
by glimpze740 July 3, 2008
When doing anal on a girl you pull out and put it in her mouth. The brown ring around her mouth is the Guatemalan goatee. The residuals of ATM.
After anal sex I pulled out and put it in her mouth. That ring around her mouth reminded me of the Guatemalan goatee.
by PhillyBiz March 30, 2011