Receiving a hand job in a car, primarily an Uber, with the penis being attended to underneath a specialty Guatemalan handbag.
My boy Bob had some drinks last night and wound up getting a Guatemalan handbag from this girl in the backseat of an Uber.
by Dirky Sploosh December 29, 2018
Holy crap, dude, I flooded her ass with so much jizz last night that it collapsed. Yeah, it's a real Guatemalan sinkhole down there now.
by Catpuke June 1, 2010
An asshole that has been double penetrated so many times that it begins to resemble that giant sinkhole in Guatemala.
by PepeSilviaDayBowBow June 1, 2010
by Sheisse Grenata March 6, 2009
The sexual act of a man receiving a blowjob while sitting on the toilet, and while climaxing, he vomits on the back of his partner's head.
by Jarred Retro August 5, 2006
A sugary cock of a man of Guatemalan descent-note has to be more than 7 inches and might come with Vanilla icing
Juan had a real Guatemalan churro
He almost gave me Diabetes, because his Guatemalan churro was so sugary
He almost gave me Diabetes, because his Guatemalan churro was so sugary
by Guatamalen churro April 19, 2019
Some Guatemalan guys tend to be in a happy relationship and still cheat (A guy lies about being single and makes a big scene about being heartbroken when he is still with the girl)
They tend to follow a bunch of random girls (definitely hot girls too)
Guatemalan men love to call girls 'putas' or 'stuck up' when they get rejected or notice a beautiful girl get other guys attention just because she's attractive.
They workout just to get a girls attention
The Guatemalan guys tend to get their girlfriends pregnant (girl is in her early 20s as well as the guy) and they both did not even finish college. Due to lack of education and being ignorant, they both had sex without even realizing the result and without focusing on other better things in life such as finishing college and getting a better career
They tend to follow a bunch of random girls (definitely hot girls too)
Guatemalan men love to call girls 'putas' or 'stuck up' when they get rejected or notice a beautiful girl get other guys attention just because she's attractive.
They workout just to get a girls attention
The Guatemalan guys tend to get their girlfriends pregnant (girl is in her early 20s as well as the guy) and they both did not even finish college. Due to lack of education and being ignorant, they both had sex without even realizing the result and without focusing on other better things in life such as finishing college and getting a better career
Emily: Adolfo and Yessenia are two months into their relationship and Yessenia is already pregnant
Maria: Ugh these Guatemalan men i tell you
Maria: Ugh these Guatemalan men i tell you
by Caligalchic September 13, 2023