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guaransheed 

Certain, inevitable, destined to occur. Primarily used to denote that said action will be done with maximal gangsta steeze. Popularized by noted baller Rasheed Wallace.
"Yo, we gon' win on sunday. It's guaransheed."

Guaransheed 

Same meaning as guaranteed, coined by and referring to Rasheed Wallace of the Detroit Pistons.
"Rasheed Wallace guaransheeds the Pistons will win tonight"
"I guaransheed I can make this three"
"I will tap that ass, guaransheed"
Guaransheed by KG2001 August 4, 2008

fact guaranteed 

A "fact guaranteed" is an emphatic affirmation of a thing or a situation (usually positive), that is either held to be true or about to happen.

Something agreed upon.

A promise, a binding oral contract.
person 1: you going to Rock Werchter hey?
person 2: fact guaranteed man, fucking fact guaranteed!
fact guaranteed by burkehey October 13, 2009

Guaranteed TD 

Used as a phrase stemming from NCAA Football 2006 in which someone is so good at the game that before the ball is snapped, they are so confident in the play's potential success, they simply say: "Guaranteed TD." (guaranteed touchdown)

The phrase is then used whenever someone is confident about any other ocurrence in one's life about to take place.

Scenario is usually posed as a question, followed by "Guaranteed TD" at the very end.

Can also be used in shortened notation: i.e. "GTD."
"2nd & 3?" "Defense in cover 2?" "Trips left?" "HB Direct? "Pulsating?"....GUARANTEED TD...or...real life example...Having some girls over eh? Beer pong? Watching a movie and cuddling after? pleeease....Guaranteed TD.
Guaranteed TD by Jimmy33 December 9, 2005

Action guaranteed 

1. When the opposite sex of you has enough alcohol to give you some action. (derived from satisfACTION Guaranteed
I think that if Larissa has 4 beers it will be action guaranteed.
Action guaranteed by krillo May 11, 2006

guaranteed 

A term incredibly overused in advertising.
"OMFG!!! SATISFACTION GUARANTEED!!!!!!1!1!11111!!one"
guaranteed by idonthavaname October 5, 2006