Gruttocks 

An expression of disbelief or disregard used by elderly farmers that don’t get out much

Official - "I'm sorry Mr Giles but the road will be crossing your land"

Farmer Giles - "Gruttocks!"

Gruttocks by Elfingholm December 18, 2008

guttocks 

a.k.a the FUPA, the Fupa chalupa, the front butt or the gunt...use your imagination

Johnny Walnuts has a guttocks like a ninety year old woman

guttocks by Ethan Solomon March 9, 2004

fruttocks 

Contraction of 'frontal buttocks', found in obese women wearing lycra trousers.

"Check out her fruttocks, geezo"

fruttocks by Scottus Maximus March 27, 2008

guttocks 

thats your ass in the front .. aka your belly

"Dude was wearing a tight ass shirt showing off his guttocks."

guttocks by Dirty Sanchez February 29, 2004

Cruttocks 

The area in which dried up poo gets stuck to one's hair should one fail to wipe one's bottom satisfactorily: combination of crusty and buttocks.

Tom didn't wipe his bottom carefully, so now he has cruttocks.

Cruttocks by Mark Lyttle April 26, 2004

guttocks 

The extreme pedulosity of TJs belly

TJ was in agony as the Geek applied the guttocks claw

guttocks by Tim/Ted January 12, 2004