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Gruttocks 

An expression of disbelief or disregard used by elderly farmers that don’t get out much
Official - "I'm sorry Mr Giles but the road will be crossing your land"

Farmer Giles - "Gruttocks!"
Gruttocks by Elfingholm December 18, 2008
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guttocks 

a.k.a the FUPA, the Fupa chalupa, the front butt or the gunt...use your imagination
Johnny Walnuts has a guttocks like a ninety year old woman
guttocks by Ethan Solomon March 9, 2004
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fruttocks 

Contraction of 'frontal buttocks', found in obese women wearing lycra trousers.
"Check out her fruttocks, geezo"
fruttocks by Scottus Maximus March 27, 2008

guttocks 

thats your ass in the front .. aka your belly
"Dude was wearing a tight ass shirt showing off his guttocks."
guttocks by Dirty Sanchez February 29, 2004

Cruttocks 

The area in which dried up poo gets stuck to one's hair should one fail to wipe one's bottom satisfactorily: combination of crusty and buttocks.
Tom didn't wipe his bottom carefully, so now he has cruttocks.
Cruttocks by Mark Lyttle April 26, 2004

guttocks 

The extreme pedulosity of TJs belly
TJ was in agony as the Geek applied the guttocks claw
guttocks by Tim/Ted January 12, 2004
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Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
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murderhobo 

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hey let's get a drink of that?

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