Piles. Cockney rhyming slang, often abbreviated to Farmers.
Ooooh, me fackin' farmers!
by Ian Chode April 08, 2003
farmer giles of ham is a charachter in a tolkien story, he accidentaly shoots a giant and so ends up being king, A dragon attacks and he must battle with it. He ends up not winning but figths again and makes an alliance with the dragon.
-farmer giles shot the giant, and was rewarded with caudimordax
by Matthew Turnbull December 09, 2006