food, something to eat; grunting: the work first used to to describe the act of eating originating in rural upstate New York; often associated with diner food and greasy spoons.
Hey, let's get some grunts at the diner. Let's grunt down on some over easys.
Mama Miehe, we got to grunt down fast....
by youaintwrong August 29, 2009
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Grunts are U.S. Army soldiers. The word "Grunt" is used in a similer fashion to "Jarhead" for the Marine Corps.

In recent times, Grunt is used to refer to an Army soldier of the combat arms branches, being Infantry ("Grunt"), Armor ("Tanker"), and Cavalry Scout ("Girl Scout") although it is still understood to mean the Army in general.
At that last range, the Grunts practiced marksmanship. We did paperwork.
by ImAGrunt January 11, 2007
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something one must do while trying to poop when constipated.
I told the constipated girl on the toilet to grunt.
by x September 19, 2003
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*A type of grumbling noise made on certain occassions, such as being hit by something, or being exasperated, etc.

*An ordinary soldier.

*Synonym for ape, a person of low intelligence.
"I grunt when I have to shit."
-me

"Infantrymen of the US Army and USMC are grunts. Unless their special forces."
-me
by Dave September 13, 2004
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noun and verb poop

from a misreading of "to kill a mockingbird" when they poke under the bed with a broom handle. a grunt under the bed.
A. hey, cover for me, i'm on cigarette break!
B. huh uh. you just had one.
A. yeah, i know. i didnt want to say, i'm actually going to do a grunt.

oooh, did you see that nasty grunt in the shitter? it didnt flush!
by dr. roland james nesbaum III October 18, 2005
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The sound made by a person while eating.

Hence, grunts are what you eat. Food.
Whoa, man, I'm hungry. I've got to grunt.
by Cap'n Bullmoose April 23, 2005
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a grunt is a dude from madness combat that always gets killed and is epic
1:hey ima go kill some grunts for fun wanna come?
2:sure man!
1 hour later: 1000 grunts dead
by sussy bussy oddbod February 15, 2022
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