Gruft

Verb.

The act of passing wind or farting.

No way, can you smell his gruft!

by And. July 29, 2018

Gruft

1. A satisfactory collection of facial hair.

2. Pubic hair

1. When I'm thinking, I often stroke the gruft upon my face to supplement the psychological exercise

2. I buried my face in her vagina, but the gruft surrounding her beefy curtains gave me stubble rash.

by Bradshawshank November 28, 2005

Grufted

Destroy, demolish or devastate something(s).

Boy- "I want to get into those sweet walls of yours..."
Girl - "Sure, but be weary, I'm still Grufted from the other night."

by LewisThe420BlazeItDatBoi July 21, 2016

gruft

the exact point at which buttock cheeks meet; above the crack, but below the cleft.

Q: Where did that wasp sting you?
A: right on my gruft!

by Darcewingo March 27, 2012