1 definition by Bradshawshank

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1. A satisfactory collection of facial hair.

2. Pubic hair
1. When I'm thinking, I often stroke the gruft upon my face to supplement the psychological exercise

2. I buried my face in her vagina, but the gruft surrounding her beefy curtains gave me stubble rash.
#chin pubes #cruft #minge #fanny #facial hair #gash
by Bradshawshank November 28, 2005
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