Growing a tail 

The act of taking a dump. Lightly refrenced as crapping, deucing, shiting, taking a shite.

After drinking my ritualistic morning coffee, I feel really skinny when I am done growing a tail.

Growing a tail by mateo r February 11, 2008

Growing a tail 

When you have to take a poop.

Carl: Come on, you ready to go hiking or what?

Jeff: Hang on, I think I'm growing a tail. Yup. Give me a minute and we'll go.

Growing a tail by Sled Reynolds January 7, 2012

Growing a Tail 

1. Having a turtle peaking

2. The point just before the break when taking a dump.

Sorry I missed your call, I couldn't get to the phone because I was in the can growing a tail!

Growing a Tail by Loose Goose July 30, 2008

growing a tail 

To be touching cloth, to have one ready in the bomb bay.

Gawd, i must have a shit, i'm beginning to grow a tail

growing a tail by Gary December 26, 2003

Growing a Tail 

1. Having a turtle peaking

2. Point just before the break when taking a dump

I gotta run, I'm growing a tail!

Growing a Tail by Loose Goose July 31, 2008

growing a tail 

A euphemism for shitting while it's not socially acceptable to, usually against the shitter's will and often due to being kept in place by the task at hand.

Aw, c'mon, let me go to the bathroom, boss! I'm growing a tail!

growing a tail by tugyanuts March 8, 2022

growing a tail 

When a girl takes a shit on the floor or in a high chair with a hole cut out so you can watch the tail grow. A wet tail is the best.

My girl ate a whole block of swiss cheese and a piece if bananna bread. Then she said she felt like growing a tail.

growing a tail by Super Taco August 7, 2006