Grossies 

Something that is completely disgusting. Often times it's said after someone releases a bodily function.

"Did you just fart?"
"Yeah, dude."
"Grossies."

Grossies by Gypsy_Kitty99 March 30, 2009

Grossies 

Grossies is used as an expression for when something is distasteful, not your thing, when you feel an ick or when you just don't like something. Similar to the word disgusting but more of an expression.

"Ew that's grossies, how could you let him do that to you" or "that's grossies man" "uhhh, GROSSIES!"

Grossies by Pebzz May 2, 2021

grossie grumpkins

The anonymous old man - most likely suffering from some form of dementia - who takes a shit in the sink of public restrooms

Don't go into the bathroom, Bob. It looks like Grossie Grumpkins struck again.

grossie grumpkins by Betty Wagaman October 15, 2006

Grossmesser 

Noun
1.Germanic origin; large sword. Prevalent in medieval Europe.

2.slang; penis

Lady Isabella bid me invite. “Lambkin, put down thy grossmesser and crease my gown” she said softly. “I believe you err, me lady. Thou yearnth me blade. Thou have it!” said I. We banged so hard the UPS guy heard us.

Grossmesser by Shakesmear May 18, 2022

grossness 

something very disgusting.

Would you date Tom?

Answer...."Hell no!! grossness!!

grossness by Anonymous October 5, 2003

grossness 

something real gross

1. eew, don't touch me, grossness
2. Did you see Zack kissing that girl? eew grossness

grossness by Alberto aloe January 23, 2009

grossie

A beautiful girl that takes your heart away who is dorky, quirky, cute, charming, intelligent, funny, creative, sexy AND gross.

Ian: You know what I'd rather be doing?
Deb: What?
Ian: Holding my grossie.

grossie by missinu67 April 6, 2011