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Masturbation. (To Groose, Groosing)
Im having a groose.

; AFK, groosing.
Groose by Evillor August 1, 2013
Grey goose. Slang for those who have consumed the beverage and cannot speak straight.
"Get a bottle of the Groose grab a mic and flow".
Groose by 2La May 13, 2004
go ask someone who doesn't have DICK gross
What's groose? Duhhh, you ass-hole your groose!
groose by freeakkk June 11, 2011

groose regressing

to regress into a former version ofones self in the form of a man goose (groose)
"Yo did u hear about how josh likes to groose regressing and thinking hes a goose?"
groose regressing by yayoi December 7, 2025

Anal Groose

The greasy substance left on the shaft of the penis after anal intercourse, often composed of a combination of anal juices and lubricant; not to be confused with an "anal cream pie". Anal groose may also be known as "anal grease".
It's safe to put in back in your mouth, I wiped all the anal groose off.
Anal Groose by Miranda408 November 18, 2010

Dirty goose 

a lifestyle involving sending all nighters and pulling benders. popular on hats. if one reps the dirty goose then they will out party anyone present at said party.
yo did you that guy wearing the dirty goose
hat.
yeah he slammed the whole half gallon of black out water like it was nothing.
Dirty goose by Tommy sends July 29, 2020
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
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