a person who acts drunk when he/she is not.

Rough, crass, common slag - can be found in prolific areas of in-breeding in Somerset and Wiltshire

defication

1. To clear the state of a wedged device and restart it

2. To cut, sever, smash, or similarly disable.

3. The sound made by many 3.5-inch diskette drives.

Someone who cannot walk in a straight line without tripping over his freakishly large feet making worse the fact that when his face hits the ground his enormous buck teeth scrape the ground letting out a hideous high pitch scraping sound

Some one who is tall and fat, they smell all the time and never have any money.

An ugly girl, slut or bitch