one who possesses the qualities of a doorbitch but is not actually a doorbitch - rude, unpleasant, superficial, ignorant, self-absorbed, arogant, will put out for coke
man, iknow you were drunk but i still cant believe you shagged that dumb-arsed gronk. You really should go get a bloodtest.
by james August 06, 2004
a person who acts drunk when he/she is not.
You only had the neck of the beer ya gronk,
by yhl September 12, 2003
Rough, crass, common slag - can be found in prolific areas of in-breeding in Somerset and Wiltshire
by Anonymous April 29, 2003
A big, tall, hardcore-looking guy who usually stands with his arms crossed and his mouth slightly opened. He should also have a low voice and is often judged as overbearing or intimidating.

A gronk will usually hold a lot of anger. During the times when his anger is released, it should be called "raging gronk anger" or "wrath of gronk".

Gronks are mad attractive to the ladies.
"Look at that guy Rob, he is such a gronk."
by pennies December 17, 2004
defication
I have to take a gronk.
I just gronked in your toilet.
by pekka head October 14, 2003
1. To clear the state of a wedged device and restart it

2. To cut, sever, smash, or similarly disable.

3. The sound made by many 3.5-inch diskette drives.
I'm gonna Gronk you up!
by Haxor November 21, 2002
A guy that lets anyone and everyone bend him over and use him as their "girlfriend" in prison
Dave: "Fuck I'm horney. Wish I wasn't in prison. I NEED a woman!"
Joe: "No problem mate, just fuck Andy...he's a gronk."
by noneXistant August 19, 2006

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