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A deadshit, a suck-up, a person who has nothing going for them, a person who refuses to face reality, a bludger or a scab, a pretentious person, a rich mummy's or daddy's boy, a stupid person, a dense person or one who does not care about the opinion of others, when they are right.

Originated in Lane Cove Shops, Sydney in the late 90s and spread rapidly...

People who are up themselves. Snob businessmen.

Lads; ad lays (pig latin).

Teenage kids who refuse to grow up and cant see past there own hard cunt attitudes.

A person who does not care about themselves enough and has low self esteem.

Stupidity for the sake of a non-humorous laugh, usually between close mates; a dickhead.

Dense; someone who does not get it!

Lane Cove Slang.
"Look at that gronk lad scabbing cigarettes for spin - what a deadshit!"


"Can I borrow some money?"

"You never pay me back"

"I will this time... I promise man..."

"Fuck off gronk!"
by johnnygun August 21, 2009
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phaete is the epitome of the definition gronk.
your suck a gronk phaete!
by bemuse September 13, 2007
30 27
The one and only, cute, muscular, and overall amazing, Rob Gronkowski
I love Gronk with all my heart
by Mrs.Gronkowski November 13, 2013
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A Gronk is an unusually large woman. A Gronk need not be fat (though most are) Often they are the tall gawky daughters of Norse races. The average ratio of Gronks to fit women is about one-in-four, per party. Gronks are often Wingwomen, allowing no girl in her group to stray and talk to any men who do not also chat up the Gronk herself.
The Gronk is often loud and a big joker. Asserting herself into conversations and loudly making jests in the hope that men will notice and forklift her off to bed.
I couldn't get close to Mandy last night. That big Gronk at the table wouldn't let me near her.
by Mud Knuckle Circus November 07, 2013
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Being that sober guy at a party to creep on drunk, taken girls.
Man did you see Maria last night? She was totally getting gronk'd by Dan.
by AjDurH April 10, 2011
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it's like a huge woman, y' know
she is a tall big boned gronk
by rhubo June 22, 2010
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The Scum of Society. Also known as "Deadbeat"
"He's such a gronk"
by FyouCK October 08, 2009
4 2
a total loser. Usually slumped in posture, with varying shades of colour in their hair. can be seen anywhere and a gronk detector is not needed to find one
"dude look at that total lurking gronk down on the corner!"
by dylmeister007 April 26, 2009
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