The border-line retarded person, usually found working at the grocery store checkout line, who has gnarled, claw-like hands and frequently engages complete strangers in meaningless babble. Although often found at grocery stores (tax-breaks), they may surface at any retail location.
Last week, my buddy hooked me up with a blind date, but she turned out to be a GroceryBagger.
by Timmay!!! April 09, 2004