A dump resembling when a grocery bag is overfilled and the bag rips, immediately dumping all of its contents at once. Grocery bag dumps usually occur after large meals and waiting until the last minute to defecate.
I'm glad I made it to the bathroom in time. I had to take a massive grocery bag dump. I feel much better now.
by whtisthmtrx December 19, 2008
When you have to shit extremely bad when your water is cut off. You put a grocery bag over your toilet, and then get a few more. If you don't want to touch the water that the bag was in, that's where the extra bags come in. After you are through throw that shit out side somewhere.
Damn. It's 6 in the mornin and my daddy don't got his water on, so I improvised a an efficient shit. The grocery bag shit
by stolo2 February 18, 2011
Purchase a can of cranberry sauce. Open the lid and insert the penis into the can. Continue to move up and down in a 'fucking motion.'
Judy: Bill, there's a sale in the canned food isle. Two for one on the cranberry sauce.
Bill: Honey, we'll be buying a good 40 cans.
Judy: Why?
Bill: Uh... I... it's about time I start 'Bagging Groceries.'
Bill: Honey, we'll be buying a good 40 cans.
Judy: Why?
Bill: Uh... I... it's about time I start 'Bagging Groceries.'
by FrankinFannyAA November 4, 2010
Jock:Uh......
Paper or plastic?
Bagging groceries. The only use for a jock besides hard physical labor.
Paper or plastic?
Bagging groceries. The only use for a jock besides hard physical labor.
by Mr.Sacman May 20, 2009
A response to urges to do better academically, though it is not limited to school. It is commonly used to show indifference to a suggestion.
I don't care. I bag groceries.
by dacousin January 6, 2011
grocery bag of a woman
by TraYe1994 January 18, 2022
My wife went to the auto shop to talk to them. She's a grocery bag of a woman she went to go throw a fit.
by TraYe1994 January 18, 2022