Definitions by Mr.Sacman

Crouch 

What an inmate in prison should do when and if they drop the soap in the shower.

If you bend over, you're practically asking for it. So be smart.

CROUCH

John crouched down to pick up soap he dropped one time, and none of the inmates could get their sorry VD infested penises in John's anus.

Crouch by Mr.Sacman June 6, 2009

Txt tlk 

The bane of humanity.

The sheer magnitude of "Txt tlk"'s stupidity is enough for me to not try to replicate any of the disgusting language.

Yes, I just described the language as disgusting.

Txt tlk by Mr.Sacman May 21, 2009

gamma ray 

Insanely cool yet destructive form of ionizing radiation.

Knocks the electrons right outta your atoms. And yeah, that's bad. Plays a key part in science fiction having to do with mutation attained by exposure to gamma radiation.

However, know that all it does is kill you. So don't go to Chernobyl expecting to turn into the Hulk.

Gamma rays are pretty awesome.

Like I said though, don't get the wrong idea.

gamma ray by Mr.Sacman May 21, 2009

bagging groceries 

What most, if not all, jocks will doing to the benefit of society when they leave high school.

Jock:Uh......

Paper or plastic?

Bagging groceries. The only use for a jock besides hard physical labor.

bagging groceries by Mr.Sacman May 19, 2009

Edward Cullen

Non-existent, yet worshiped as some kind of god by the strange subspecies of humans we have come to known as "fangirls".

Fangirl: OMG!!! EDWARD CULLEN IS SOOOO HAWT!

Human: He doesn't even exist.

Fangirl: HE DOES IN MY HEART!!

Human: Keep dreaming, fangirl. We will never understand you and your people.

Edward Cullen by Mr.Sacman May 2, 2009

crush 

An invisible pain in your groin that you get when you find out someone you are attracted to is seeing another person.

She told me she had a boyfriend, and I felt like she had just kicked me in the groin and crushed my testicles.

crush by Mr.Sacman March 21, 2009

The Boner Song 

A great song by the Whitest Kids U' Know singing about how hard, how weird, and what you must never do with a boner, including, but not limited to: Trimming the hedges (with the hedge trimmer pointed down).

Beginning of The Boner Song (I won't ruin it for you. Look it up on YouTube)

Click, click, click...

It's hard to go work with a, BONER.
It's hard to drive a car with a, BONER.
It's hard to mow the lawn with a, BONER.
It's hard to go to sleep with a, BONER.

Now go watch the rest of the video. Seriously.

The Boner Song by Mr.Sacman March 16, 2009