7 definitions by Mr.Sacman
The sheer magnitude of "Txt tlk"'s stupidity is enough for me to not try to replicate any of the disgusting language.
Yes, I just described the language as disgusting.
Yes, I just described the language as disgusting.
by Mr.Sacman May 22, 2009
A great song by the Whitest Kids U' Know singing about how hard, how weird, and what you must never do with a boner, including, but not limited to: Trimming the hedges (with the hedge trimmer pointed down).
Beginning of The Boner Song (I won't ruin it for you. Look it up on YouTube)
Click, click, click...
It's hard to go work with a, BONER.
It's hard to drive a car with a, BONER.
It's hard to mow the lawn with a, BONER.
It's hard to go to sleep with a, BONER.
Now go watch the rest of the video. Seriously.
Click, click, click...
It's hard to go work with a, BONER.
It's hard to drive a car with a, BONER.
It's hard to mow the lawn with a, BONER.
It's hard to go to sleep with a, BONER.
Now go watch the rest of the video. Seriously.
by Mr.Sacman March 17, 2009
Insanely cool yet destructive form of ionizing radiation.
Knocks the electrons right outta your atoms. And yeah, that's bad. Plays a key part in science fiction having to do with mutation attained by exposure to gamma radiation.
However, know that all it does is kill you. So don't go to Chernobyl expecting to turn into the Hulk.
Knocks the electrons right outta your atoms. And yeah, that's bad. Plays a key part in science fiction having to do with mutation attained by exposure to gamma radiation.
However, know that all it does is kill you. So don't go to Chernobyl expecting to turn into the Hulk.
by Mr.Sacman May 22, 2009
An invisible pain in your groin that you get when you find out someone you are attracted to is seeing another person.
She told me she had a boyfriend, and I felt like she had just kicked me in the groin and crushed my testicles.
by Mr.Sacman March 21, 2009
Jock:Uh......
Paper or plastic?
Bagging groceries. The only use for a jock besides hard physical labor.
Paper or plastic?
Bagging groceries. The only use for a jock besides hard physical labor.
by Mr.Sacman May 20, 2009
What an inmate in prison should do when and if they drop the soap in the shower.
If you bend over, you're practically asking for it. So be smart.
CROUCH
If you bend over, you're practically asking for it. So be smart.
CROUCH
John crouched down to pick up soap he dropped one time, and none of the inmates could get their sorry VD infested penises in John's anus.
by Mr.Sacman June 6, 2009
Non-existent, yet worshiped as some kind of god by the strange subspecies of humans we have come to known as "fangirls".
Fangirl: OMG!!! EDWARD CULLEN IS SOOOO HAWT!
Human: He doesn't even exist.
Fangirl: HE DOES IN MY HEART!!
Human: Keep dreaming, fangirl. We will never understand you and your people.
Human: He doesn't even exist.
Fangirl: HE DOES IN MY HEART!!
Human: Keep dreaming, fangirl. We will never understand you and your people.
by Mr.Sacman May 3, 2009