grissom 

that's witty or that's smart. if you're being sarcastic, it could mean something that was just said was really stupid.
taken from watching too much CSI

That was so grissom.
Gil Grissom is so grissom. It's because he's Grissom.

grissom by Sorix July 18, 2007

grissom 

Dried Semen.

Stephanie gave me a handy in the movie theatre, by the time we left there was a huge GRISSOM stain on the seat.

grissom by Word Smither September 15, 2016

Grissom 

Grissom is smarter, more handsome, and funnier than all of his friends.

I wish i was as cool as Grissom but tragically I'm not - Jake Obrien

Grissom by Jake Obrein August 7, 2022

Grissom Light Science Vessel 

Grissom Light Science Vessel T6, also known as T6 Oberth is the best ship in Star Trek Online
You should get it now

"What ship should I get from the Zen store?"
"Grissom Light Science Vessel T6"
Or
"Dude... I got beat up in PVP badly..."
"Were they using T6 Oberth?"

Grissom Light Science Vessel by macOSbyApple May 17, 2022

gil grissom

Main character in the hit TV show CSI. Others advice to other CSI's and comes out with many wise comments.

Sara: Grissom!
Grissom: What do you got?
Sara: The one thing you don't want to find at a murder scene.
Grissom: Another body.

gil grissom by Monkeyseat May 9, 2005

Gil Grissom

The supervisor of the CSI Las Vegas forensics team. His team mates look up to and are inspired by him. He's famour for his quotes and oneliners, apparently named Grissomism. He always gets his job done, and always gets it done right. For personality comparison, see alo Yoda.

Person 1:"Dude, you've totally got this Grissom thing going on...."
Person 2:"The conclusion was simple, I just had to look for it."

Gil Grissom by Sage Zero March 4, 2005

Allie Grissom 

The nicest girl in the world. She is queen.

"hey how do you feel about Allie Grissom?"
"Shes the best person in the world."

Allie Grissom by allieisnotcool April 17, 2019