grissomism

a quote or phrase which is said that is said to be in the style of Gill Grissom.

"John Webster said "Death has many doors to let out life", now lets see which one our victim took"

by duke of earl January 29, 2005

Grissomism

A smart yet often cheesy one-line wisecrack said by Gil Grissom on CSI. (eg. "I guess there was no more room at the inn" or "this was a case of death by chocolate") Usually followed by commercial or intro.

Did you hear last night's Grissomism? it was so lame.

by Bryan Pilson April 01, 2004

grissom

that's witty or that's smart. if you're being sarcastic, it could mean something that was just said was really stupid.
taken from watching too much CSI

That was so grissom.
Gil Grissom is so grissom. It's because he's Grissom.

by Sorix July 18, 2007

grissomize

- to try to impart logic to an otherwise illogical act or situation
- to try to solve a very perplexing problem
- to make a boring thing intreresting

(taken from gil grissom, csi las vegas' head honcho

"I've been up all night trying to grissomize this school project."

"I won't evenm try to grissomize that dude's attitude."

by roel dennis r. macatangay December 05, 2007

Grissomed

Grissomed - Epicly fucking high off marijuana, higher than you can imagine.

Brah, Al's weed is fire, I am absolutely grissomed! Lets go on backgapge

by grissom1 September 22, 2018

grissom

Dried Semen.

Stephanie gave me a handy in the movie theatre, by the time we left there was a huge GRISSOM stain on the seat.

by Word Smither September 15, 2016

Grissoming

The act of going out into the woods with the intent of having oral sex with a member of the same sex. Often used in the south eastern us.

I'm not sure if those two are really hunting or they went out grissoming

by Scdude January 03, 2014